Chihuahua Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!