Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!