Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!