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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!