Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!