Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation