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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue