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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!