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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What does MSG stand for?

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