What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.