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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.