What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG