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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.