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What does MSG stand for?

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What does MSG stand for?

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG