Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
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30 of them are triggered every second
A barber.
As mushroom as possible.
Tie Astro-knots.
Because you can't drink and derive
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
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He looks for the punchline
He kept looking at his hoes.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
He was pushing the right trigger.
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
