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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))