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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.