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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.