How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.