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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly