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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.