What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.