What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.