Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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Cause he just got it!

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Because they're too cornea.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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He stopped making cents.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.