Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents