Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.