Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.