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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What would you like it to be?

A joke.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.