It didn't make cents
Tentickles.
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The dime had more cents.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
They handsome money to the cashier
It didn't register.
