What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Because it was turned on!
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
