What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.