What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga