What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.