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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.