Event Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.