Event Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor