A start.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
Somebody threw the towel in.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Ask about his routine.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
Discuss
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
An arms race.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.