A start.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Because the ice always Thors.
I aint no Valhalla back girl.
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
She could never say no to apple.
Because they have their own scales.
Its scales.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Guac-A-Mole.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
He likes to keep things low key.
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
