Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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The Juan percent.

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Because he can't run home

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So they won't run out of time

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An octopuss!

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Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Because it's indivisible.

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The elephant of surprise.

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Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Just flush it like everybody else does.

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Everybody gets a piece.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S