April Sale - 20% Off

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.