Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.