What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."