What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.