What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola