What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty