April Sale - 20% Off

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."