What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.