He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does.
I literally cant even write now
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Anthrax.
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
Ell if I know!
He was a little pail.
They both enjoy handshakes.
The cold shoulder
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Lunch is on me.
He plays golf.
The first herd shot round the world!
Justice Thumbs
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
The chemist may frown.
His tungsten