Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does.
Al Frap-Pacino
Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"
Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Just for the halibut.
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Atrophy.
To help with the cavity searches
A real hootenanny!
Makes choking sounds*
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Namaste
