He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Annette!
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
He didn't want any glaze in the military
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
As a Canadian, this offends me.
That can can can-can!
Hey.. you're looking fly
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
It chips.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
