He heard it was finger licking good.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Just flush it like everybody else does.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Her husband on a date.
By rabbit transit!
A futility knife.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
His heart wasn't in it.
He had barkinsons disease.
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
The malacheetah.
A 100$ bill
Nice tooth.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Lettuce pray
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
