How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent