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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.