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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.