How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.