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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people