What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.