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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.