When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!