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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Sycamore Jokes More Sycamore Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!