What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".