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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not