Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Previous Random Joke Next

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.