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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup