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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.