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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.