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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive