Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race