Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.