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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not