Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

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A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race