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Siamese Twin Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Love

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not