50 Shades of Earl Grey
A tea bag last longer in the cup
The 12th floor.
So the other one would also drive
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Baroque
Go to England and buy something
Because they're afraid of Wales!
The Tooth Fairy!
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
So the other one could drive
Paul gas coin!
William the Corn-cutter!
Because it is the capital of England.
Loverpool!
They will never win
Sulk.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
A question mark.
A wet one.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Yule Britannia!
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Start in England and drive West.
Don
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Sherlock, homes
Because she was too ahoof.
They're both run by Unix.
The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)
Pregnant
His waddle bottle.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because he's Baroque.
Bach Bach Bach Bach
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
