50 Shades of Earl Grey
A tea bag last longer in the cup
The 12th floor.
So the other one would also drive
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Baroque
Go to England and buy something
Because they're afraid of Wales!
The Tooth Fairy!
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
I'm like Sherlock, holmes.
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
So the other one could drive
Paul gas coin!
William the Corn-cutter!
Because it is the capital of England.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.
Loverpool!
They will never win
Sulk.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
A question mark.
A wet one.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Yule Britannia!
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
The buckingham phallus.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Start in England and drive West.
Nah Imma stay
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
He drove a Ford.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
You go Soul-searching.
A gambler might lose.
The Gray Poupon
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
Darth Vader.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Claude
Attire.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
