Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!