Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Baroque

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.