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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.