Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch