Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

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Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.