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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.