Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.