Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.