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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.