Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.