Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.