What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.