Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.