What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.