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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.