What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!