Waste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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About tennish.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

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New Jersey had first choice.

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Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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