Waste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Hick Jokes More Hick Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.