Waste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.