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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.