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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.