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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.