Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Long Face Jokes More Long Face Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity