Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.