Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Cosmo Jokes More Cosmo Jokes

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Long Face Jokes More Long Face Jokes

King Jokes More King Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Darren Wilson Jokes More Darren Wilson Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.