Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.