Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Rage Clue Jokes More Rage Clue Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.