Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Rage Alcoholic Jokes More Rage Alcoholic Jokes

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.