Rage Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Cosmo Jokes More Cosmo Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.