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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender