Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender