For Hispanic attacks.
He was barred.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
She needed more concentration.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Bet on it.
I stopped butchering goats.
He had loco motives!
Jose and Hose-B
They prevented Hispanic attacks
Humpty Dumpty
TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!
Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Unstable.
You can feel his presents...
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.