Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes More Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder?

Unstable.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!