What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.