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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"