What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars