What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.