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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.