How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!