How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What's baked everyday and sells itself?

Bread

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!