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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.