How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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You will see one later and one in a while.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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It was a crusty steed!

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Someone who is fed up with people.

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A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Because he was on a higher plane.

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Well hell-if-i-know!

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!