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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Large Loaf Jokes More Large Loaf Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

How do you make an elephant sandwich?

First of all you get a very large loaf...

Horseman Jokes More Horseman Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!