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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!