Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!