I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?