They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
It is now a parent.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Fire.
Because he took his job for granite
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
My career is in Jeopardy!
To find better jobs
Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!