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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs