I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!