I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Because 7, 10, 11!

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Because he took his job for granite

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Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.