They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
An Apple turnover.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Handy Manny took his job.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Because they have two shifts!
To find better jobs
