Shift Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.