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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.