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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.