How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.