She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
One.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
He took a shelfie.
