How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."