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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.