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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo