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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing