How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.