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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.