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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake