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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!