Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.