Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...