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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!