Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!