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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!