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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot