What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!