What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....