What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.