Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.