Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.