Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.