Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.