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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....