Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Previous Random Joke Next

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk