What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.