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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you