What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What's the most popular soup in China?

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But chessy but gets a good giggle

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Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know