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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!