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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!