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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!