How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.