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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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There's no charge.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!