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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!