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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....