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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.