Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.