Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint