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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.