Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

An outlier downvote brigade can start now

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.