Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
It's my turn.
A Reckon-ing.
He was sent to the udder side
6-year-old: Because I always win.
It was the first to Sago.
For the Sallad
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Because the fine bros would sue.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
The Dallas Cowboys