What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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