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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.