What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.