What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski