What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski