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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.