What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown