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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.