What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown