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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.